i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.
Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.
i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
Were they Kings of Leon?
Because Sex on Fire
Badum tsss
was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.
Your comment led me to this article https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/what-happened-to-kings-of-leon/
Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?
nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.
Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs
no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.
I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.
Just hose them hah.
Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.