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- health@lemmy.world
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- health@lemmy.world
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Beatings will continue until morale improves
Here, have a slice of pizza.
My boss bought me pizza once! It wasn’t as good as the pizzas I used to buy myself, but who can afford non-work-pizza anymore?
I think work-pizza is making my teeth hurt, but my ex-dentist is all like “tell your job to pay me.”
Hey, do any of y’all wake up crying, too? My boss says it’s allergies in my home; my boss is so nice, they’ll even let me stay at work extra-long so I don’t have to deal with my home-allergies and they only need me to do extra work without telling anyone in exchange!
Anyway, I don’t love work-pizza, but it’s better than waking up crying!
Whoops! Another tooth fell out… I bet the new ones are gonna look beautiful when they grow back in like my boss said they will.
The writers for Outer Worlds are here folks ;)
Oh wow! You think my writing is good enough that people might think I’m semi-literate??? Of all the replies I’ve ever received, this is definitely one of them, and I’ll likely sometimes remember it!
One doesn’t professionally chart flatulence without gaining some literacy
Oh by the way this is deducted from your salary. Enjoy!
I like (most of) the people I work with, and my boss is pleasant, sane, and reasonable. That does more than any bullshit “well-being initiative” ever could.
They know. But that sort of work environment takes planning, good leadership, and broader company values than just short-term profit. So it’s far easier and cheaper to throw you the occasional pizza party, company T-shirt, and 10% off mental health services.
Even just a little bubble of sanity in an otherwise dysfunctional workplace can be tolerable, even rewarding, so long as your boss does a good job protecting you. Like a culture silo
The irony is that a work environment like yours is more likely to have better well-being initiatives than a toxic work environment where such initiatives would be more used.
either because they hadn’t been offered them or because they didn’t take their company up on the offer
Are they talking about the “Get fired for depression” button on the company website that no one presses because entering in all your personal info is the oppsite of anonymous?
Also: This survey is completely anonymous, please don’t share this unique link though.
Worst misclick of your life hitting this thing.
Ha. One time I started getting burned out at a job that was not what I expected and then got depressed, which made things even worse for me at work. Had never dealt with depression for and didn’t recognize it. But I figured it out before too long and entered treatment. Went to my boss and said hey I know my performance hasnt been as great as we hoped, turns out I’ve been depressed and I’m now getting help, already feeling better. Told them, I’m going to take a couple weeks of the (many weeks) of vacation time I had just to try and refresh a bit. The week before I left one of the bosses asked to review an assignment and then proceeded to give me like five rounds of extensive notes and markup. She had never done so before and in fact had the opposite problem, of not giving enough feedback. Well, obviously I didn’t have time to finish the assignment before I left because she had me changing things and then changing them back and then changing them again. I left the next day as scheduled and got on a plane. The day I returned to the office they fired me for not finishing the assignment, one month to the day I told them I was starting treating.
Especially if your company operates their wellness programs through a third-party (as they should), you are protected by HIPAA and numerous other regulations. You should make use of the mental health resources available or you are throwing away money or your own mental health due to paranoia. I use my company’s EAP all the time for counseling (autism, depression, anxiety, etc) and participate in the other wellness BS for the small cash rewards I get for doing so. I have not had an issue for well over half a decade, because the company would get maaaajorly sued for prying, and is actually incapable of doing so because these services are 3rd party.
American business are well known for following the laws, especially around privacy And discrimination . /s
Just enter wrong information.
It is what I do whenever a website asks for that info when they clearly do not need it.
Yeah bruh, why the fuck would i want to engage with work in any way beyond the engagement that i tolerate because they bribe me?
It used to be a community in which you spent a lot of your time connecting with people around you, making life long relationships. They’re trying fixes that just don’t fit the new world order any longer
Nah just let me kill time til I can go home please
Yeah! Downvote me ignorant bitches! Never had friends at work? Work for a decent human that paid you well and took care of your family? Right, let’s speak broadly and radicalize those business owners into late stage dehumanizing capitalism. Fuckin babies on lemmy
This is why work-from-home is superior. No one ever sends me follow-up on why I didn’t do $dumb_corporate_shit this week.
Aaahhhh nothing like a bozo mid level manager Karen deciding that we’d all be so much happier if we’d do these stupid ass corporate retreats where we all have to do mind numbingly stupid games like blindfold a group, hold eachother, and they all blindly have to follow the leader. I’d lead the entire group into a swirling river and teach the fuckers the real lesson.
Sorry, but this shit pisses me off.
Here we have mid level manager karen2 deciding she is a psychologist because she watched a YouTube video about sharing so now we’re going to obligatory share about our personal lives every Monday morning to increase productivity!
I’m not going “kill me now” but I might be tempted to “kill you now” with that nonsense.
I helped organize Friday afternoon parties at one of the last companies I worked at and we made fucking sure it was just a nice get together. We got beers, snacks, drinks, good music and you could come and stay or not, whatever, it was just a nice activity focussed on just actually honestly being nice, and THAT actually improved bonds between people, started friendships, improved office ambiance… It got me my wife!
I think we will see companies increasingly focus their hiring based on emotional intelligence and mental health.
Emotional intelligence is a four fold better predictor of academic and financial success, family stability.
I used to think being smart was enough if you’re looking for a good worker.
I realize now there are plenty of smart people who failed to launch and are perpetually bouncing from job to job every few years, not usually on their own accord.
This is just a furthering of class divide. Those who are poorer have little to no access to mental health services and are generally more prone to be victims to mental health issues.
Not to mention a continued pressure on neurodivergent individuals just trying to exist in this world through no real fault of their own.
Yeah, fuck those people who were born different.
I do this. It’s shitty to say, but it’s even why nepotism happens. I’m not trying to “right the game” for my network by making intros or recommendations. These people have earned my trust with their character and how they treat others.
And by who they’re related to apparently
Hiring close friends can also be considered nepotism although it is a lesser used definition.
free subscription to some meditation app?
employee mental health well-being is secured!
What in the infinite universes is a meditation app???
It is an app that tells you to breathe more slowly and features jungle sounds fx.
It’s the thing that bothers me about the obligatory 1-on-1s we do every month with our supervisors, asking “On a scale from 1 to 10, what’s your stress level? Are you dealing with any personal issues?” And the one time I pipe up and say, “Yeah, they raised my rent $300 and it’s putting strain on my budget.” The response was “Do you know anyone who could move in or that you could move in with to alleviate that?” I haven’t gotten a raise in two years. Fuck this shit. Don’t act like you care.
Absolutely. Also, if you admit to being stressed you are considered incapable of handling the work and could end up sacked.
Workers: How about this? Better salary, fewer hours.
Big execs: Noooooo ANYTHING BUT THAT! 😭
“But paying you more doesn’t increase our mental well-being!”
I run my own small business. I complained to my boss about burnout, but it was me, so I’m fucked. ;)
Maybe you should implement a wellness program.
Why you have downvotes I think not even the ones giving them know but anyway keep on keeping buddy!
Boss told me to work overtime this week. Said the shop was a bit messy and the floors won’t sweep themselves. I told my boss to fuck off and made him sweep instead. Somehow I still lost.
Ah, the 'ol switcheroo
This is what I told my friends and family when I started my business. I had just left a very toxic workplace that was full of verbal and emotional abuse at the very top. I said now when my boss yells at me I can tell them to fuck off and I won’t get fired for it!
#1 thing that improves worker mental health is not being at work…
Next I want to see a study of these annoying wellness progroms that take basic health info and then shove healthy behavior down your throat.
It took me a while to figure it out but I ignore all that crap now.
What I do think would actually be helpful is assistance buying health club memberships or exercise equipment. A bike helps me be healthier. Nagging does not.
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I didn’t read the article, but from my experience, if you’re inundated by workload then you won’t have time for extracurriculars.
