WASHINGTON – The U.S. Navy is starting to enlist individuals who didn’t graduate from high school or get a GED, marking the second time in about a year that the service has opened the door to lower-performing recruits as it struggles to meet enlistment goals.
Fucking pay them better instead
Also, don’t start unnecessary wars based on lies.
Maybe stop supporting genocide or sumfin
That wouldn’t provide enough cannon fodder.
IN THE NAVY~!
You can sail the seven seas~
IN THE NAVY~!
You don’t need a G.E.D.~
It’s because low level enlisted is paid like shit.
And now they are recruiting from those w/o HS or GED. The people already struggling to find employement.
Poverty recruitment! Yay…
Pay wasn’t my son’s concern. His concern in 2016 was that Trump would be his commander in chief.
My cousin left the navy for that exact reason. Of course, she actually had to work with Trump, so I imagine that didn’t help.
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Their recruitment ads are getting laughably desperate, too–all crazy CGI and sci-fi fantasies aimed at gullible COD nerds. They almost got me (poor kid straight out of high school, I was vulnerable) and haven’t stopped chasing me ever since. It’s been like 8 years and I still get recruitment material targeted at me, somehow–one of them even texted me like a year or two ago.
Maybe if they paid better, took better care of veterans, and weren’t part of a bloodthirsty genocide machine slaughtering innocent people, they wouldn’t be having so much trouble.
I guess it’s going to take more than a Top Gun sequel.
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Sure, but a grade 12 or not is more situational than anything indicating intelligence. Yeah it’s mostly ubiquitous now, but that doesn’t change it’s no real indication.
You want a high number of quality employees? Stop reducing the standards and start increasing pay.
Full fucking stop.
Also, stop making Americans kill innocent civilians in poor countries.
People are a lot more likely to sign up if there’s no risk of actual fighting happening. With Ukraine/Russia and Israel/Palestine and potentially China/Taiwan soon I’m not surprised people are reluctant to join.
Have they tried subliminal, liminal, and superluminal recruitment?
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Joining the military seems much less attractive for people when your country have been fighting in foreign countries for 16 of the last 18 years of your life… who knew?
And if the country in question didn’t openly shit on veterans (From a government policy standpoint not the actual populace).
Yvan eht Nioj!!
Standards Aweigh, my boys, Standards Aweigh!
Surely this will not cause reliability and readiness issues over the next decade.
Swab the poop deck!
You’ll get it swabbed alright
Finger the semen!
Oh for sure, that what the Navy needed when I was in. More shitbags.
