How bored do you have to be to complain about “woke bottle caps”?
how brainwashed
Everything is culture war to fascists.
They love shit like this because it’s tangible, everything else they worry about is either statistically insignificant to the point most people will never see it or completely fabricated so the best they have is bottle caps.
Every time someone complains about bottle caps I think two things: they never saw how much small plastic pieces contaminate environment where people spend time relaxing and not taking the garbage where it belongs; they have really weird priorities in life.
Their priorities are not weird, its grift maximization. They might not even give a shit a bout the caps, just a small part of their griftsonas.
Kids these days, amirite?
I had to look up what a woke bottlecap is. The cap is attached to the bottle. That’s it.
I can pollute more, WIN!
They’re more annoying than they sound. Definitely not ‘woke’ though.
Nah, they’re great. I’ve had to pick up bottle caps because they slipped out of my hand before.
It’s genuinely more convenient imo to have the caps attached to the bottle.
Agree. Though sometimes it is a bit difficult to close the cap, but that is an inconvenience I can live with
There are good ones and bad ones
You at least intended to do that, I helped clean up lakeside several times, caps are a problem because they are much harder to find :(
On the whole I prefer them, but I do wish they’d have a little more give in the tether, it is mildly irritating to get them started sometimes.
Accepting any level of small annoyance in support of a better world is pretty woke
They were at first, but now that I’ve gotten used to them, I actually prefer them to the unattached ones even BEFORE factoring in that they reduce plastic waste!
right? turns out that having the cap attached to the bottle means… the cap is always right there and easy to close again…
like, fuckin
we figured this shit out more than 100 years ago
Isn’t that worse though because now it involves metal, which is much more energy intensive to recycle
Reasonably speaking the actual solution would be flip tops like you get on sports drinks. But presumably those are more complicated to manufacture which is why it’s not done.
Even if we’re for some reason melting down metal parts every time (which we don’t), metal is energy intensive to recycle, but it’s recyclable infinitely. Plastic is easier to melt, but only a small percentage of it is recyclable at all, and even that is only once. So all the plastic either gets burnt, or thrown out and ends up somewhere where it shouldn’t, like an ocean. Both cases are way worse.
Ideally these bottles are recycled by just reusing them for a new product, not melted down. I’ve used these bottles several times over for beer. There’s no need to replace them.
well 1) i’m not saying it’s better, just that the concept of an attached lid is not even remotely new and thus complaining about it is incredibly dumb, and 2) you wouldn’t recycle a bottle like that, you’d clean it up and just reuse it as-is, only having to replace the cork itself as the rubber gets too old.
They are not really annoying at all when you get used to them.
They’ve been around for years now. I don’t think I’m getting more used to how annoying they are.
I hope you know that you can extend the tether?
Lots of people keep the cap basically “flipped up”, which is a lot more annoying to use
That depends on the design. The most common one I encounter is fixed at two points and can’t be extended without some amount of tearing, so I just keep tearing. I’ve never been the sort to not put the cap back on the bottle when throwing it away so it’s a redundant feature for me.
That said, in the time since this new norm came in, I’ve lived in two different countries, one of which had signs saying to separate the cap from the bottle at recycling recepticles, meaning you had to tear them off.
Yeah, they are fixed at two points
But you don’t need to forcefully tear. Twist the cap a little bit, and one side breaks off. No force needed
Only have an empty bottle, so I can’t show it properly
Have you tried turning the bottle 90°?
I went to one of those asleep countries some time ago, where the bottle caps didn’t wake up yet. A cap that wasn’t attached to the bottle was annoying to me, having to hold it in the hand while I drink was pretty inconvenient
just fucking rip it off oh my god it’s such a complete non-issue
I don’t recall saying I don’t. Though for such a ‘non-issue’, you’re having an awfully strong reaction to someone voicing a basic opinion.
They’re calling it woke because apparently it’s a directive from the EU. And in there tiny little brains anything that EU does is work. Accepting for a minute that they have no idea what the word means.
It is annoying, but you can also just snap one of the legs of the attachment point and then it’s not a problem anymore.
If the personal highlight of your party’s conference is a bottle top… perhaps you should look for a more interesting party. Or leave politics.
Anyone who’s ever picked up trash on a beach before knows how many goddamed bottle caps there are. And bottles without a cap for that matter. Those two stacks could combine to form a single stack with half the items. Half of the stuff to pick up. And picking up bottles is much easier than picking up a cap. Wildlife are less likely to mistake it for something eatable as well.
Yes I agree the caps can be a little inconvenient, but that’s well worth the practical end result in my book. There will always be assholes that pull of the cap. And bigger assholes still who throw their shit into nature instead of properly recycling or disposing it. But a large amount of people are trying to make our world a little bit better, or at least prevent it from going to shit as fast as it is.
These days people are so selfish and spoiled, even a tiny inconvenience is enough to make them behave like little children. It’s sad really.
Wildlife are less likely to mistake it for something eatable as well.
I made the mistake once of buying a string of C7-sized Christmas lights to put up on my house one year. Turns out squirrels around my house thought they were acorns or something, and literally chewed the bulb assemblies off the wire. They weren’t even up for a week before I had to take them down and trash them. Now I have rope-style and mini-icicle lights that the wildlife seem content to ignore.
People still bitching about the bottle caps? If it pisses them off so much, it barely takes any effort to pull the things loose.
They could just…not use plastic water bottles. Those are pretty woke overall since real men get their water from the blood of animals they consume.
People who are easily bothered are a gold mine for propagandists.
It’s the insecure who are easy targets for the manipulative psychos. That’s why cults tend to target who are in emotionally vulnerable state.
People who are easily upset and insecure are their holy grail. It does tend to hand in hand, they are the sort of people who do not want to admit their insecurities so they get easily upset.
How is that a win? Have we already cured cancer and poverty that having a bottle without a cap is a win?!!!
Have we already cured cancer and poverty
For the “conservative” cancer and poverty have already been cured. “They’re probably bad people who deserve to suffer, so it’s not my problem.” There, cured.
It’s God’s Will! Ineffable! Now, this bottle cap that’s still plastic but slightly more attached so it’s slightly less likely to hurt an animal? Clearly the Devil.
Nah, more like: cancer and poverty do not affect me, so nobody should care about them.
Literally anything to keep us divided and ignoring the billionaires as they rape every one of us from behind.
TIL tethered bottle caps are a thing. I mean, I’ve encountered them before - but I used to think they’re malfunctions.
Shes needs to get an update on her manicure instead of talking about bottle caps.
Based, the tethered caps suck.
…because …?..?
The caps are dangling, some of them don’t stay properly open, and it’s more difficult to close. I’m not that bothered about soda bottles anymore but I still use an asleep one as a reusable water bottle for gym. I don’t have time for that shit during my workout.
Because I don’t like having a bottle cap dangling in my face when drinking, so it will be ripped off. Of course that has a 50% chance of leaving the tether attached to the rim so now you can stab yourself in the face while drinking. Now you have to rip/twist that off, too. Of course that bit can’t be reattached to the bottle any more …so into the natural microplastic cycle it goes. If they could at least fix the predetermine breaking point at the rim … but that would require a design by people with a brain.
What kind of bloated face do you have that it dangles in your face when drinking?
Have you tried turning the bottle 90°?
It’s especially annoying with yogurts and smoothies. I have to lick the cap clean so I don’t make a mess when it’s dangling on my cheek, nose, or chin, whichever orientation is preferred.
