This can just as easily be flipped. I can drink multiple mugs of tea with nothing in it, but no matter the bean quality or the preparation methods I can’t drink coffee black.

Creating divisions among the working class over minor issues is how the ruling class maintains it’s power.

That and a corrupt judiciary and police force

(This is a joke. I enjoyed your joke and wanted to add to it in a sarcastic manner. But I really enjoyed your humor, especially the bit where you wind people up over nothing. Now I don’t know how to stop. Oh God, how do I get out of this parenthetical? Candleja

I drink both. I feel like i could rather easily give up coffee (though, I’d miss cold brew in the summer), don’t think i could give up tea.

Coffee for a nice rich, slightly sweet, slightly creamy treat to get you going. Tea for a clean, relaxing, slow-down-and-appreciare-life feeling.

Bean Brew or Leaf Juice? Who will reign supreme?

I’ll take a nice cup of hot bean water any day of the week.

Both tastes like shit, you are literally addicted to caffeine and that is why you “like it”. Caffeine is one of the best compounds in forming habits related to caffeine consumption.

Even negligible amounts of caffeine makes animals prefer one plant over the other.