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Well Tom Nook is a tanuki, not a raccoon, so there’s your problem
Woah, i only realise now that racoon dog and racoon is entirely different thing
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You didn’t warn me they fly using their scrotes
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What could it cost to fly ten dollars
Shouldn’t you have assumed that? How do you do it if not using your stretched out scrotum?
It’s a little known factroid that the Wright brothers’ first prototypes used raccoon scrotums for the wings.
Just uh… murder Tom Nook!
you monster