Cops in New Orleans are on the tail of a brazen gang of narcotics traffickers who broke into the evidence room at police headquarters and pilfered all the pot: a swarm of rodents with a hankering for the high life.
“The rats are eating our marijuana. They’re all high,” Anne Kirkpatrick, superintendent of the city’s police department, told a council committee meeting on Monday.
Ah, so THAT’S why all the weed was gone from the evidence room! Of course.
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Facts. the first time I tried marijuana, I ate the flower instead of attempting to roll something. Still got high.
The rats are eating our marijuana.
Right, your marijuana.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
I don’t know if this is the case in Louisiana, but voluntarily confiscated property may be taken under a reliquishmentl/surrender contract which provides a receipt of transfer; which means it is property given to the police as a gift(no compensation in exchange). Usually that sort of thing is done with illegal property that is possed by, but not owned by, the person caught with it, like a drug trafficker working for someone else.
“rats”
I love these rats
