I’m not sure why the blood surprised me. Maybe I was unknowingly expecting him to bleed something else. Like chicken grease or mayonnaise.
It wasn’t blood, it was ketchup. The thing he puts on steaks.
I don’t even eat meat and I would never ruin a steak that way.
Touch grass
I’m sorry, did I insult a fan of ketchup on a steak?
I didn’t downvote you but if a steak is too far gone I will put ketchup (or even catsup) on it. I wouldn’t call myself a fan but it can somewhat salvage an otherwise ruined piece of meat.
Trump is pretty famous for putting ketchup on his steaks like some people use A-1.
I like A1 on my hamberders.
It’s also surprisingly good with freezer nuggies
He could have been hit by a cruise missile, doesn’t change the fact that he’s rotten scum.
Well that does matter since there’s no way he’d have survived a cruise missile.
Imagine being grazed on the ear by a cruise missile
he’d probably recover just fine.
didnt you see the recent pic of his ear with his meeting with bibi? Totally recovered already. like nothing even happened.
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From what I heard some else say. If he really was struck by a bullet that grazed his cheek and ear, it could be said that he was saved by an act of God. If he was struck by broken glass, the shooter just didn’t aim well and the glass just flew towards trump.
Not like the people thinking he’s been saved by an act of god have much critical thinking skills
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Really just need to find a reason to keep him at the top of the news, eh?
Edit: it was notable to see this uncertainty as the top NYT story yesterday.
Right. This was an entirely non-issue from the start. The FBI said “we’re not sure if he was actually hit by a bullet or shrapnel” becuase they were investigating and hadn’t confirmed anything. But that distinction does not really matter in the first place. He was shot at, he was struck and injured, a bystander died, and the shooter was killed. All of the rest of it are just details, particulars that don’t change any of those facts. The FBI was speaking plainly about the facts at the time and Trump threw a hissy fit about it for no reason. All of that is par for the course and, frankly, boring. Then the media repeated, amplified and generated more outrage over a huge nothing-burger that made for a catchy headline. Find some real news to write about, Jesus.
