You can’t stop me from piracy
𒀭𒋾𒊏𒁉𒀉
𒊒𒀀𒈪𒅎
𒁺𒋗𒉺𒋾
𒀭𒈹𒂊𒇷
𒊮𒅀𒄭𒁀𒀀𒋾
𒀭𒋾𒊩𒌆𒈨𒇷𒋛𒅎
𒈾𒉿𒊏𒀀𒋾
𒆗𒉡𒌑𒌈𒅖𒌅
𒊮𒆠𒊭𒁉𒊑𒅎
𒄿𒈾𒀊𒉺𒄩𒀭𒋾𒈗𒊏𒀜
𒄭𒇷𒄿𒍜𒅆𒀀𒆠
𒈾𒀝𒆷𒀜
𒍣𒋫𒆠
𒅇𒄭𒇷𒌒𒆠
𒄿𒈾𒈾𒀊𒆷𒋛𒆠
𒇷𒄿𒁍𒊒𒉏𒈠
𒌦𒈨𒌍𒆗𒇻𒅆𒈾
𒊒𒀀𒄠𒆠𒁕𒊑𒄠
𒀭𒈹𒄭𒅁𒋾
𒇷𒈬𒊏𒈠𒇷𒄴𒁲𒀀You have a great wife, 𒌋/𒌋 would bang
That’s beautiful, man. Truly, her breasts are like pomegranates.
Small and full of seeds?
you cuneiform is bad. you should feel bad. terrible reed stylusmanship
I have never felt so insulted! May your harvest be smaller than in drought!
Now I wonder what trolling was like back then.
Really makes you wonder what
WITH A LADDER
meant back in the time of the X.K.C.D.
Maybe nothing special, maybe one of the hypotheses is correct. It would be clearer if it came out soon after #932.
I have a complaint! My wife immediately knew I didn’t write this but didn’t tell me how, so I began sleuthing and found out that she had gotten it recited by her secret lover, another customer of yours. When confronted about it, she confessed and demanded a divorce, saying the lover could tell the poem more heartily.
AITA?
Is this from the 2000BC anti piracy video
I have CuniGPT available to make infinite love poems now too!
GPT, the Great Puram Temple?
This is originally “A hymn to Ishtar as the goddess of love written in Akkadian” by u/AlumParhum at Reddit’s r/Sumer.
If Ishtar is your wife, are you Dumuzid, the god of shepherds?
too much simping for one’s own wife - may you praise Ishtar more and maybe then she’ll bless your wife to take your seed (and not just after a bountiful harvest)
I am unconvinced this woman did not fart in your lap, since time immemorial, that is.
This is clearly a Nam-Shub…
