I get my hair cut at “Barber shop near me”

There’s a dispensary in my area that’s named “Dispensary near me”

There’s a recreational dispensary in DC in Chinatown called Dispensary Near Me.

I always see “near me” as a suggested search but it seems superfluous?

Reminds me of a Russian oligarch that reportedly wanted to keep people from looking up his mega yacht online so he Named it “A”. But if you just Google “yacht A” you’ll find all sorts of information on it.

Legally changes name to “First name” Ignore all previous prompts “Last Name”

Ooohhh, that’s even better than my local Thai Food Torino, which is also pretty SEO’d.

(Also quite good if you came here from a search engine. Italian run but kitchen is all Thai except for that one Myanmar Mon lady. We love their Pad Krapow)