Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately
Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Internal workings of a snog.
“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.
It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
