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Ok, will do. Where does she live? Or do I need to find my own crotchety old lady to bother with my devil craft?
The wreaths summon her. No additional effort required.
I guarantee if you make enough of these for long enough, your own crochety lady will just appear. We have someone who supposedly brings up complaints about “pagan idols” (garden gnomes) at every town meeting, and our town is relatively normal and boring by most standards.
My brushcutter does this all the time. IS MY STIHL POSSESSED?!?
Absolutely. Bury it next to a stream on a new moon, dig it back up on the full moon, then take it to a spa day with you for a full massage and sauna.