Keep it silly though

    • Blubber28@lemmy.world
      2·
      3 months ago

      This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.

      Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn’t apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.

      • ALQ@lemmy.world
        6·
        3 months ago

        I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

    • MrLLM@ani.socialEnglish
      3·
      3 months ago
      Console cheat codes

      Tomater Brainer

      picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))

      Tomato minigun

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

      Slow-mo tomato

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

      I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

      Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

      • MrLLM@ani.socialEnglish
        1·
        3 months ago
        OptiTomato

        Optimized tomato sauce

        for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

        Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

        picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

        Tomato cleaner

        let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
    • mvirts@lemmy.world
      3·
      3 months ago

      Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

  • catsup@lemmy.one
    32·
    3 months ago

    Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins

      • MrLLM@ani.socialEnglish
        1·
        3 months ago
        Cheat console codes

        Trap boy

        document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";

        Custom image hack

        let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);

        Endless rotation

        rpm = -3000;

        144 FPS unlocker

        for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);

        Autopilot

        setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);
  • Nailbar@sopuli.xyz
    26·
    3 months ago

    Make one that just says you’re wrong. Then we can always go “Oh yeah? Well this website says you’re wrong”

      • MrLLM@ani.socialEnglish
        1·
        3 months ago
        Console cheat codes

        Intermittent You’re Wrong

        let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);

        DVD You’re Wrong

        let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);

        I gotta say that I loved the DVD result

      • nope@jlai.lu
        1·
        3 months ago

        Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say “Sorry [name], you’re wrong”

  • ALQ@lemmy.world
    26·
    3 months ago

    Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.

    • lelgenio@lemmy.mlOP
      10·
      3 months ago

      I’m not quite sure how that could be done…

      I can’t modify the contents of other websites embedded as iframes. The other option would be to make a request in my server and modify the content and then pass that, but then I’d be hosting an unsecured proxy which I don’t want to do.

      The only good way to do this would be with a browser extension, which I haven’t got a clue on how to create. :/

  • TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    3 months ago

    A website where you are shown 3 images of three different writing pens. You are tasked with guessing which pen is the most expensive.

  • toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    9·
    3 months ago

    Maybe a bit difficult, but a website where you write some lyrics and it autocompletes it when it finds the song

    So you can find songs with crazy lyrics in them