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< 6: Rejected by Jenna
+4 inches: Miraculously, Hailee accepts
<6 feet tall: Hailee is crowned Prom Queen & My roommate is crowned the prom king
Get a drink & wait for them to finish (As jealous of him as I am, I’m not gonna cock block my roommate)
I go to Hailee’s apartment
<5 inches: I eat her pussy, her ass while fingering her, and finish with an anal creampie in her ass
Didn’t win Prom King but fucked Hailee all night
Does it really count as choosing one’s own adventure if it’s based on a physical trait you have no control over? lol
In any case ended up banging Hailee Steinfeld in the end so all’s well.
every path above 4 inches has at least one choice that isn’t determined by size
I’ve got to say, penis size humilation is one of the weirdest kinks ive ever come across on the glorious internet. Not really my thing but its great to see more posters on here
It’s not a kink of mine. But the depressed part of my brain finds it more ‘realistic’ than most other celeb economy games. What’s more likely, a hot celeb fucking you or making fun of your dick? I’d say the latter.


