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adr1an@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan'

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Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan'

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adr1an@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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'Brain is peanut butter': Trump mocked for calling Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan'
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President Donald Trump was brutally mocked over the weekend after he referred to Japan's leader as "Mr. Japan."The president made the statement during an interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo about tariffs. As his July 9 deadline for tariff deals approached, Trump said he would rather send a ...
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    Nippon-san.

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