The “line cook” is fucking jacked tho
The classic “I just want a normal body” and the normal body they’re talking about is one on TV that takes a full time job to maintain.
That does nothing for me; gimme Dad Bod though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A slight majority of these guys are quite muscular.
Henry Cavill is jacked enough to count as at least three
No, no, he’s just a little elf prince. Never worked out a day in his life, no sir. Probably a vegetarian.
To be fair if I was going to depict an elf prince with a hobby of bench pressing trees, he’d probably look a lot like Cavill’s Geralt
I like to think he has a bear as a workout partner, and every nearby dwarven society has a secret training program to try to identify someone that can beat him in an arm wrestle
My wife is very practical. See she wanted a faithful husband and really took chris rocks advice to heart.
If you smoke crack, your partners gotta smoke crack?
No sex in the Champagne room?
the particular chris rock advice are you asking? If so its, a man is as faithful as his opportunities. When she saw me walk into that scifi convention with my fully socked crocks and live long and prosper t-shirt. She knew she had found the one.
All the women want a guy who’s rich and famous. Got it.
And buff. Most of those guys are buff and well above average attractiveness.
Another less serious thing: backing up the “girls don’t need muscle hunks” with pictures of a bunch of famous actors, several of which are definitely jacked, is not proving the point you want it to.
Whoa whoa! Hey there’s only so many girls with Daddy problems to go around man.
And look- people can pull off the skinny elf look but they can’t pull off Orlando Bloom.
Also who’s in the middle top?
And look- people can pull off the skinny elf look but they can’t pull off Orlando Bloom.
Hell, I’ve tried to do both. All it got me were some pants I can’t return and a restraining order. C’est la vie, I guess.
