• valkyre09@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      16 days ago

      After the mother gives birth to a healthy baby boy, the father leans to the doctor and whispers “how long until we can have sex?”. The doctor replies, “I clock off at 3.”

    • Luminocta@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      16 days ago

      I worked for a man that thought it would be a funny thing to say soon after the delivery.

      Look, I’m a guy. I laughed, until his (now ex) said that he actually said it.

      I mean come on. It’s funny as a joke, you don’t ACTUALLY say that to a delivery nurse, my god.