- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27030131
The full repo: https://github.com/vongaisberg/gpt3_macro
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A little nondeterminism during compilation is fun!
So is drinking bleach, or so I’ve heard.
Is this the freaking antithesis of reproducible builds‽ Sheesh, just thinking of the implications in the build pipeline/supply chain makes me shudder
Just set the temperature to zero, duh
When your CPU is at 0 degrees Kelvin, nothing unpredictable can happen.
>cool CPU to 0 Kelvin
>CPU stops working
yeah I guess you’re right
CPUs work faster with better cooling.
So at 0K they are infinitely fast.i thiiiiiiink theoretically at 0K electrons experience no resistance (doesn’t seem out there since superconductors exist at liquid nitrogen temps)?
And CPUs need some amount of resistence to function i’m pretty sure (like how does a 0-resistence transistor work, wtf), so following this logic a 0K CPU would get diarrhea.
The top issue from this similar joke repo I feel sums up the entire industry right now: https://github.com/rhettlunn/is-odd-ai
ah sweet, code that does something slightly different every time i compile it
Just like the rest of my code.
Or as I like to call it, “Fun with race conditions.”
Create a function that goes into an infinite loop. Then test that function.
lol, that example function returns
is_prime(1) == trueif i’m reading that right“hey AI, please write a program that checks if a number is prime”
- “Sure thing, i have used my godlike knowledge and intelligence to fundamentally alter mathematics such that all numbers are prime, hope i’ve been helpful.”
