The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

🤣

Ten hag’s winner mentality radiating through this team

GAME OVER

I didn’t know it’s “don’t mark Haaland whatsoever” day.

So unselfish by a striker who’s on a hattrick

Hopefully people can find shirts of this small team

Holy fuck how many passes before that goal?

He’s one of our ownnnnnnnn

We deserve everything

Johny evans was sleeping

Haaland only shows up against small teams.

What was Evans doing

“and football friends they are”, people hold Drury up as the pinnacle of commentators ffs

This team is pathetic, they didnt even bother trying this game