Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.
Uh yeah, I do throat it. Top down, like a normal person.
People with big mouths (like me, I have a big mouth) eat hotdogs in bites that span left to right, and top to bottom along (approximately) a plane that lies perpendicular to the axis along which the hotdog was extruded. With this approach, the condiments merely have to run the length of the hotdog (or just the bun if you dislike messy eating) in order for them to participate in every bite.
Only small mouth dweebs that can’t fit a wide, juicy frank into their mouth when they’re gobbling down a… Nevermind, I think I got sidetracked.
No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.
I’m confused. If I put mustard on a hotdog it looks exactly like that.
(Aside from that bland yellow, I use real mustard)
So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?
How the fuck you eating your hotdog?
The fuck?
lmao
what the fuck
I have a new pet peev
Apparently in parallel instead of series.
Ohh you eat it like a sub? 😅
I only do that if I’m lazy and use sandwich bread for a roll.
Im sorry, people eat subs differently than hot dogs? Fucking excuse me?
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you’d just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
That’s the precise reason that you eat a hotndog the same way.
I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
Spin-coated fast food condiments coming soon
Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.
Oooh, since they are all just disassociated globs of meat glued together in plant casing, maybe the move is to mix flavors into the meat before it’s assembled.
I kid of course, that’s dangerously close to spices and you can’t put spices on hot dog meat.
Who here likes hot weiners?
I actually prefer putting the stuff on the bun under the hotdog.
Replace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that’s exactly how I do a dog.
Under? So the first half is just plain dog?
Are you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
I’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
You’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
Sometimes aesthetics trump evolution
Under. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt
They only do zhe lazy way here (press hole in bun, add sauce, add sausage) so you have non-absorbent bread and sauce only in the bottom, making a mess once you’re half through.
That sounds equally inefficient. I’m sorry that you have to put up with such uncultured swine.
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them
tootop down like a normal person. How do you eat them?I stand mine vertically and shave from them like a doner kebab.
Edit: I meant shawarma. Pretend I said shawarma. Just forget it. I’m not racist!
You don’t eat your doner kebab right off the stick?
I eat them three down.
Isn’t hands free the standard?
Giggity.
Sorry, corrected.
I said what I said.
My four yr old eats hotdogs like this except he starts on a bread side in the middle
Good man.
you’re supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.
I step on both barefoot all the time.
Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
What do you do? Slide them straight down your gullet and eat the bread separate like Kobayashi?
Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.
Ok, so you got a glizzy between your cheeks and then what. Wait for it to hatch?
No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?
I don’t. I barbequeue.
Good God, my apologies!
That’s what I thought.
I admire the direct approach.
Seems like it would save everyone some time
Sgt chowdown doesn’t appreciate this post.
I like how he’s delicately cradling the
ballsbunDishonorable discharge for Sgt Chowchow
No no no, wrong guy, Sgt ChowChow is entrusted with US Nuclear facility codes under admiral Hugh Mann. Now those are names you can trust.
I don’t trust the admiral. I think he’s gunning for my job.
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
Op used ragebait. It was highly effective.
What is wrong with you?
Can’t say for sure, I don’t have an official diagnosis so far.
Absolutely cursed image. I’m dying.
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
