3·10 days ago- My girlfriend: Hailee Steinfeld
- Two cousins: Sadie Sink & Maya Hawke
- Cop: Vanessa Hudgens
- Younger sister: Kiernan Shipka
- Mom: Monica Bellucci
- Highschool bestie: Zendaya
- Sweet auntie: Alison Brie
- Dramatic cousin: Olivia Rodrigo
- Grandma: Salma Hayek
- Bi big sister: Kat Dennings
- Big sister’s GF: Margot Robbie
- Grocery store hottie: Lisa
- Charity car wash: Dixie D’Amelio & Charli D’Amelio
- Cousin at the airport: Emilia Clarke
- Table setter: Dua Lipa
- Pills: Viagra & Xanax
- Threesome with Hailee Steinfeld & Olivia Rodrigo (+0:30 = 0:30)
- Threesome with Monica Bellucci & Alison Brie (+0:30 = 1:00)
- Threesome with Kat Dennings & Margot Robbie (+0:30 = 1:30)
- Threesome with Dixie D’Amelio & Charli D’Amelio (+0:30 = 2:00)
- Threesome with Lisa & Dua Lipa (+0:30 = 2:30)
- Vaginal sex with Sydney Sweeney (+0:40 = 3:10)
- Vaginal sex with Alexandra Daddario (+0:40 = 3:50)
- Vaginal sex with Anya Taylor-Joy (+0:40 = 4:30)
- Threesome with Hailee Steinfeld & Zendaya (+0:30 = 5:00)
- The Decision: “Let’s Get Married” (Hailee Steinfeld + Zendaya, Kat Dennings, Dua Lipa & $1 million)