THIS IS A CLASSIC STYLE THE PACK POST, BROTHER!!
BADASS TYPOGRAPHY IS ESSENTIAL MFER!BROTHER I HAVE ALSO INSTALLED ANOTHER CAPSLOCK KEY FOR VIM NAVIGATION RAWRRRRR
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!! I BET YOU CODE THE SHIT OUT OF ALL THAT YOU DO!!! ARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
UNIRONICALLY DIGGING THE ARTSTYLE
BROTHER WHAT ABOUT THE TAB KEY?? HOW WILL YOU INDENT PARAGRAPHS OR CONVENIENTLY ADVANCE TO THE NEXT SELECTION OR INPUT FIELD AARRROOOOOOOOO?
I SET MY CAPS LOCK TO BE BACKSPACE CAUSE MY MOMMA SAID IF YOU GOTTA NOTHING NICE TO SAY DON’T SAY NOTHIN AT ALL MF
BUT NO REALLY ITS CONVENIENT
I APPRECIATE THE DETAILS IN THIS IMAGE BROTHERRRRRRR
I HATE THE CAPS LOCK KEY, AND ABOUT HALF THE KEYS ON A KEYBOARD. ASK ME ABOUT IT SND ILL GIVR MY OPINION
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THE BREAK/PAUSE KEY? BY THE WAY I WON’T JUDGE YOU ON THE ANSWER YOU GIVE BECAUSE THAT IS MEAN AND MY MUM WOULD TELL ME TO NOT DO THAT!!!
HELL YEAH BROTHER THIS IS PEAK PERFORMANCE
HECK YEAH! MAKE THE CHANGES YOU NEED TO BECOME A BETTER COMMUNICATOR!! AAAAARRRRROOOOOO!!!
NEEDS TEXT ALTERNATIVE TO BE EXTRA BADASS.
IMAGES OF TEXT BREAKS SHIT THAT TEXT ALTERNATIVES DON’T, MFER. LOSSES DUE TO IMAGE OF TEXT LACKING ALTERNATIVE:
- USABILITY
- WE CAN’T QUOTE THE TEXT WITHOUT POINTLESS BULLSHIT LIKE RETYPING IT OR OCR
- TEXT SEARCH IS UNAVAILABLE
- THE SYSTEM CAN’T
- REFLOW TEXT TO VARIED SCREEN SIZES
- VARY PRESENTATION (SIZE, CONTRAST)
- VARY MODALITY (AUDIO, BRAILLE)
- ACCESSIBILITY
- LACKS BOMB ASS SEMANTIC STRUCTURE (TAGS FOR TITLES, HEADING LEVELS, SECTIONS, PARAGRAPHS, LISTS, EMPHASIS, CODE, LINKS, ACCESSIBILITY FEATURES, ETC)
- SOME USERS CAN’T READ THIS SHIT DUE TO LACK OF ALT TEXT
- USERS CAN’T ADAPT THE TEXT FOR DYSLEXIA OR VISION IMPAIRMENTS
- SYSTEMS CAN’T READ THE TEXT TO THEM OR SEND IT TO BRAILLE DEVICES
- SEARCHABILITY: THE “TEXT” ISN’T INDEXABLE BY SEARCH ENGINE IN A KICK ASS MEANINGFUL WAY
- FAULT TOLERANCE: NO TEXT FALLBACK IF
- IMAGE BREAKS
- IMAGE HOST IS GEOBLOCKED DUE TO INSANE REGULATIONS.
CONTRARY TO AGE & HUMBLE APPEARANCE, TEXT IS A BADASS TECHNOLOGY THAT PROVIDES ALL THESE CAPABILITIES ABSENT FROM IMAGES.
FUCK YEAH CRUISE CONTROL
- USABILITY
This got me thinking… Why are there no dedicated keys for like bold, italic, monospace / code, and making text larger or smaller?
Maybe I should buy a configurable 10 key for my laptop and start the revolution.
Give me a toggle for SpongeBob capitalization or give me death! ✊
THANK YOU BROTHER FOR DONATING YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY TO OP, MIGHTY AWESOME OF YOU!!! BUT ALSO WHAT???








