how I want to wake you up
If those are the legal holes, what the hell are the illegal ones?
The kind Donald Trump prefers.
Wouldn’t surprise me if he cheats at golf too.
The urethra is kind of one, although it’s kind of showing. Can be expanded to accomodate a penis, at the cost of partial or total loss of bladder control, also has a high risk of infections.
That’s a good one too, as far as ‘illegal’ holes go.
Also… some men are even into this, urethral insertion.
Personally, that sounds like horrific pain, but uh… it is a thing.
Man here who did some urethral stuff. It’s not as bad, but requires a special kind of lube, which dries up pretty quickly. Penises unfortunately can’t be (easily) expanded to fit another penis inside, unless your partner has a really small one.
Also note that a lot of women not necessarily go with big ones, while others accept the risk of incontinence.
Penises unfortunately can’t be (easily) expanded to fit another penis inside, unless your partner has a really small one.
Wait wait wait.
… What?
Either this is a pithy comment, or…
I… am apparently unaware of the… amount a male urethra can be … expanded.
You’re talking like, an actual pencil dick, the actual diameter of a pencil, right? That would be inserted into another dick’s urethra?
To the best of my knowledge, even micropenis’s are not… that small, when erect.
I’m sorry, I truly don’t mean to be offensive or insulting to anyone, I just actually cannot conceptualize, visualize the mechanics of what you are talking about.
Nostrils, ear canals.
Generally considered out of bounds by most people, for most kinds of insertive sexual acts.
I really took “any hole, any time” for granted, huh? I wish it for you, too, someday.
What are you wishing for me, exactly?
Getting wet willie’d as I’m about to climax, lol?
I hope you get access to any and every hole you ever dreamed of.
Also, don’t sleep on having someone lick your ears!
Oh I’m definitely all about ear nibbling, just not like, fully jamming something into the ear canal, hahaha!
Or turned to stone…
Having sex with Medusa is not a scenario I had previously even attempted to consider.
you got a permit for those holes?
Marry Me.




