One of the more underachieving talents for Manchester United in the last decade.

Martial FC love hate cycle repeats

3 of our forwards scoring in one match…what sorcery is this?

foregone conclusion

He’s such a composed finisher, I fucking wish he would have been able to stay fit.

Imagine if he could stay fit

In storage all year apart from games against us

And the cycle begins once more

Best dinker of the ball perhaps?

0GD and 6 points off the top.

We are winning the League. We will be there

Sweet, now he can get injured and phone it in for the rest of the season.

United are back, baby