“beat up,” seems to be putting it very mildly when shotguns and high-speed chases are concerned

I’m beginning to think that she isn’t concerned about doing a thorough job

I’m never going to be able to use the phrase, “Thank you for your attention to this matter," now.

He’s just so, so dumb.

I don’t have anything helpful to say. Just that that really sucks.

I’ve written semi-personal tools that other team members sometimes use that will break in 2100. The comments note this and really hope they aren’t still using these by then

If it’s fun to pretend, then I’m fine pretending.

My favorite helicopter fact is that helico means “spiral” like helix, and pter means “winged” like pterodactyl.