is that a puzzle of the MAN meme?

maybe circle the overlaid punchline in red next time so I don’t miss the joke

This looks like it would be right at home playing on a dislay model tv to showcase its capabilities

was it bigger and more whoa space looking in person vs photo? I tried to photo an eclipse once and it came out tiny and looked like just the sun through regular forest fire smoke. I want to see for real again before I die from billionaires undermining my efforts to merely live.

this took me ten years to understand and I then instantly died of “ugh daaad!”

I think this could be taken two ways

I could never make out the other lyrics either but that is the song

When I worked at a grocery store I always heard ‘I hope you dance’ as ‘I want you dead’. The pa speakers were kinda shit and when the song eventually came up on radio on the drive home I was like “ooooooohhh!” out loud in the car by myself because I was wondering what it could possibly be since it was obviously not what I heard it as.

Birds lore drop time I guess:

Pigeons are way smarter than people typically give them credit for but they are kinda dumb in weird ways. If you don’t train them they will shit everywhere and they shed a lot of feathers and certain ones stick to everything and none of the parrot feathers seem to have that property. The runny poop is caused by some sort of microbe or something that she got treated for and then she drops nugs instead.

They don’t seem to pay as much attention to their feet as parrots do. I had a box fan with the furnace filters on it in a cube shape blowing upward and she would just stand on it with the blades buzzing against her toenails so I switched to triangle layout blowing to the side.

Air filters are needed for any birds beyond maybe one budgie or finch but bigger or dustier birds justify one on their own. Pigeon is almost par with the notorious african grey in dustiness.

Pigeons are also super clingy and needy and always want to be with their favourite person at any expense. She will fly up and stomp by the door if I have to close the birds in their room. When she’s out its constantly trying to preen my face and eyeballs unlike cockatiels and most other parrots that preen my hair. The eye poke isnt malicious but it’s still awful.

Pigeons can also fully memorize the layout of a house and will establish a schedule. Mine would wake up and eat, fly around a bunch until I wake up, stick to me for as long as possible before and after work, fly all the way to the top floor toilet to poop, when my mom gets home she flies downstairs to get fed the same food but it tastes better from mom and all the birds agree, then flies back after eating and watching whatever garbage shows my parents like, then demands scritches for the remainer of the day.

I use a shop vac for the feathers and the poop during retraining for the new poop stations. I’m going to be trying out robo vac with mop if the other birds don’t figure it out fairly soon. Hopefully they do because its been a lot of extra cleaning since I moved.

I’ve had as many as 9 birds at one time. Apart from my elderly cockatiel that came from an egg his parents secretly laid in my bookshelf decades ago, they are all shelter and rescue birds usually middle age or older. My daily schedule includes administering each of their medications which usually means blunt tipped syringe and like 0.3 to 0.8ml of up to 3 meds per bird, and recently even eyedrops for my cockatiel. A pigeon will be interfering the whole time guaranteed.

The plaque lists their misdeeds. They will be displayed in the memorial of mankind’s greatest sins. idk about resin though, I’ve seen enough resin hotdogs and pumpkins…

There is only one correct way. Lid closed when not in use and before flush. The sole exception was at my old house the spare bathroom was configured to allow the birds to perch above the toilet to poop but at the current one they are training to use garbage bins with a fig branch above to have more poop spots since only the pigeon would fly through the whole house to get to the toilet and the rest only if they were already nearby.

not murican but I’d vote for him just because he seems cool. Even if he didn’t seem cool I’d still vote for him because the republican candidates would all rape your children the moment you look away then shoot your dog when you look back and shoot your visible minority neighbour after that just for an extra layer of distraction, then bill you for all of it.

its part of the great plot. make the bulk of the next generation literally useless and they become the new homeless druggies and those that barely scrape by are the working class that are too busy struggling to survive to fight back. Even with the small number of current adults actually willing to fight back its not small enough for them to feel comfortable.

because people with an agenda are seeing:

• linux people hate ai
• top linux guy doesn’t hate ai

then try to combine those while leaving out the specific details so people come to their own conclusions based on emotional reaction in the hopes that linux users will turn away from linux or even change their views on ai the same way maga fucks change their views on epstein

or maybe its just an every day well intentioned headline like everything else

yeah but I’ll take it over a wired set where one has to have the cord wrapped around my ear in a specific way for sound to come out.

except no because a good enough replacement set was like 20 bucks and high end ones have always had and still do have removable cables.

composting all billionaires is the one and only solution

just add googly eyes

make your own song entirely out of gen alpha memes and slang that you don’t even understand and make it as wrong as possible

damn so much for my plans of using a distress signal to get close to him for non-nefarious reasons.

followed by “I never talked to anyone about that” or similar