What a nice Kirkmas present

I remember writing web pages in notepad++, using tables and frames for layout. Links actually took you to a different page, and you could right click to open in a new window.

Everything has been downhill since.

Key and Peele

The space pope is reptilian

As long as you soak them in slacked lime first

In the US it’s typically called unemployment insurance

Canada should join the EU

Yeah, my brain is used to the order from - > to as well

Bleep boop ding **GRONK GRONK GRONK ** crrrrnchhh

You’ve got mail!

It would be fantastic if they make it a closed loop system and don’t just evaporate the water to the atmosphere.

For her pleasure

Cereal is a type of gazpacho

Scheken die blinkenliten

Like r/breeding

“step on a Crack, break your mother’s back”

If you’re not sober enough to consent, you’re not sober enough to fuck

I’m really into Em Beihold right now

Mmm, spicy outlet

All these nouns are trying to get discovered right away and make it into the big league. I want nouns who are in it for the love of the game, not a big paycheck. But it’s so hard to find an amateur noun league these days.

Can I get truck vulva?