Left is before.

So if you are playing Russian roulette with 5 loaded chambers, you can ignore 4 of them because the outcome is the same as one of the other chambers, meaning you have a 50/50 chance of winning. Truly astounding math.

If you can put the disc in and play with no download I will shit myself in disbelief.

502 has a mixed reputation. I bought one that’s held up for 10+ years with zero issues but the backup I bought (for travel and hell it was on sale) basically had double click issues out of the box. I still love the shit out of it.

Fast and hot keeps them cwisp though, so if you don’t like em slimy that’s the play. I kept fucking up and making my diced peppers soggy until I learned that trick.

Or cooked for a short time on high heat so they’re cooked but still crisp. Took a while to learn that putting a lid on my veggies was soggifying them faster.

Imagine a company recognizing that treating your employees well, might actually be good for business?

I mean you joke but that is so far from the norm anymore.

I can only assume it’s awesome to work there because every worker badge I see says they’ve been there since the aughts.

I regularly fail the “spend less than $200 at Costco” challenge. It’s mostly groceries though. Except the collapsable chair with a sun shade and knockoff nerf bows, but those kicked ass so still no regrets.

In that guy’s defense (not really), she’s only McCarty.

TIRM memes are popping off right now for some reason.

Sometimes I need a slightly damp paper towel later and it’s really handy to have one already in my pocket. I think if another one goes through the laundry my wife might beat me to death.

Helicopters bludgeon the air into submission and fly by sheer violence.

At least, that’s the fun way to imagine it until you have to think about how gyrocopters work. Then it’s back to being magic.

when you say ‘British accent’ that means basically nothing to anyone in the UK.

Yeah, you have to say “Bri’ish” or they won’t understand you.

I felt like the main character at the end of an action movie. I showered and went to sleep.

"What if we had a system where people could get the assistance they need. We could call it… Communityism.

That’s why I’m so confused about the lukewarm support. From a purely capitalist lens, Ukraine could have been exploited to hell and back once Russia was BTFOd. But now they’re looking at a decades long demining operation which is gonna hurt the exploitation effort bottom line billionaires pockets uhhhhh something.

Yeah, just trying to understand. You are literally the one pictured in the meme. You’ve spouted enough Russian disinfo that I already tagged you for it months ago.

Anyone else experience stress time dilation? I’ll wake up at 2:30 because some bullshit I don’t wanna do tomorrow, go back to sleep for like 30 minutes, wake up and it’s 2:32. I’ve managed 3 decent dreams in the space of 10 minutes before.