i had like half a million total internet points on reddit before i caught a ban, the fact that it doesn’t get tracked here is great.

I keep hoping they have their digg moment where everyone dips and it keeps not happening

>wish for a billion doll hairs

>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars

>trollface.webp

REST IN PISS YOU WON’T BE MISSED

Damn it must suck being the stock model photo on articles like this

look for seal sounds on spotify

Do people actually go to Costco for one thing tho… except maybe the food court? Can’t imagine myself doing a quick grab n go like I would at a CVS or 7-11.

“Iran replies ‘lol, lmao even’”

Added bonus, Hitler DLC in most of them with a wide array of ways to murder him for the discerning Nazi killer.

Seems like it was… calamity prone.

I’ll show myself out.

People: “Some of us had our primary residence taxed accidentally.”

Judge: “Clearly I should block this tax entirely rather than in these particular instances. This makes perfect sense.”

https://globalnews.ca/news/12014261/porter-flight-cancelled-after-child-refused-to-wear-seatbelt-for-takeoff/

tldr: they did, by the time the family and their luggage was removed the runway had closed for the night.

it helps to reinforce ACAB though, so one benefit

‘I feel dessicated’ and ‘I feel dehydrated’ both flow fairly well to me, though I’d feel more bougie saying the former unless I was analogizing in the same sentence

Strictly theres ‘dehydration’, though it does lack gravitas of ‘starving’. ‘Parched’ also exists but I feel like that falls in with ‘thirsty’ as a “Yea I want water but I’m not dying” situation.

‘Dessicated’ or ‘dessication’ could be used descriptively as it means dried out.

That turns any legal issue into “he said she said”, which corpo deffo doesn’t want.

They inform you so that you can retract consent (by hanging up)

hand

You can already get the meat mountain if your appetite is large. I did two years ago because I make poor life choices. It was 20 bucks and includes all their non-fish meats. Be sure to tell them to heat the meats up because all the meats includes the coldcuts and the hot-cold mix is not a great experience.

The Swedes can keep the entire claim to Surströmming.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming