Sounds like his gathering, arranged by him, with his friends.

He can prep it.

Better bloody not, my knickers and socks live in seperate drawers

Shoulda brought snacks

Is your modem your gateway? Those bastards usually have a 100mbs port.

That’s usually controlled by your isp, mught be worth dropping them a question or two

Back up the config before you start changing things just in case

This is usually caused when the carrier signal hops - if your ipv4 stays stable you wouldn’t even notice. It can also be caused by lease renewal - some carriers allow a max of 24 hours

Personally i’d disable remote updates anyway because i don’t let anyone control my tech but me

Can see you from aussie.zone!

Dreary

Always has been

They cost more because the cheaper tvs are subsidised by flogging your data

No ones buying overpriced “presrige”. Fuckem

He looks like he changed ethnicities

Chicken’s done

ZFS chuckles darkly in the corner

bastard shoulda at least thrown kibble in the bowl before retiring. That’s what I do in these situations - although admittedly His Lordship is unnerved when his alarm goes off and he’s surrounded not by shrieking beansidhes but by fat bastards licking satiated lips

Couldn’t organise a root in a brothel

Oh hon,

You’re not pretty enough to have that type of personality

He’s really not used to reality running counter to his desires

If you’re reading dhh’s blog, then you already know what he’s about. Which makes you a complicit jackass. Shoo.

Shut up and get on the gooble box