Ah shit you’re right. I suck

It’s not hard to imagine, and I think it’s time for that. I say this as an American citizen. This country does not deserve to be the dominant empire. I really don’t know who does though.

Loan sharks have been a thing for a long time. Legal loan sharks… yeah, that’s new.

I want what’s under it

True, and nobody wants any of them

If Jodie Foster had been impressed by James Earl Ray, we could have had a much better timeline.

I could probably retire (I’m old) if it weren’t for needing health care. It would be so nice to live in a proper country.

Good thing neither of those things will happen

I’m more making fun of this idea, as it seems to be everywhere now.

If “your parents put it together”, don’t be an orphan.

Everything becomes breakfast if you put an egg on it. Burger, pizza, cheesecake, infinite possibilities.

This might work to stop autism!

Permission granted. Where are you trying to go?

The brain drain is going to devastate science in the US for generations. Totally squandered in a matter of a couple years.

Wish I had someone protecting me. Unrestricted punch bag

Vodka is one of the lowest-calorie ways to get drunk, so yes.

You get the fuck out of here with your level-headed reasoning, the torches are already lit and the pitchforks sharpened!

Apple does plenty of shitty shit but this isn’t much of anything. Go after labor conditions in China, piss on them for succumbing to the ads game. There are other real things to hold them accountable for.

Only by destroying the world economy from a financial bubble, the likes of which we have never seen

“How can we make her look more phallic?”

“I saw an old-timey safari hat back in wardrobe”

Perfection

Best for who?

For people who want a streaming box.