Chelsea Handler had on this very stoned and very bored long-haired rocker who was kind of grunting replies to her questions.

She went on talking about Nicragua for some reason, then said “It turns out Nicaragua is right next to Honduras. Did you know that?”

Rocker: Yeah, sure.

Handler, genuinely surprised: Huh? Why do you know that?

Rocker: Because I was educated in England.

And yet Hegseth still has his job. I want my money back.

Bold business plan to try to give your customers more diarrhea. I’d love to have listened in on that marketing meeting.

Jacob Wohl’s been scamming people for years. There’s always plenty of people who don’t know, I guess.

I don’t understand why Wohl is out of prison. Did he get a pardon?

If we don’t make fun of him for litterally everything he does he’ll never realize he has license to do what he wants

Many are, but many Trump supporters started out smarter than him but they’ve dumbed themselves down to his level in order to continue their support, I guess.

I wonder if COD would have been harder

I’m no paleontologist but it seems like our total knowledge of certain eras comes from a few river banks collapsing on whatever lived there. That’s not going to be a great representation of all life at that time.

Hmmm, bflix said their data center burned down

I do not like the new angrified car designs.

What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.

Wrong. These cats were for killing vermin outside. Guy should have got a couple of big dogs.

Source: kept a bunch of barn cats alive for many years in coyote country.

The supreme court: we’ll put an emergency stay on this order, pending a decision two years from now, because irreparable harm could happen if we don’t allow Donny to do whatever he feels like.

What a dumb trade. Russia has near zero power in Venezuela.

We had a run

prediction: Lost in a phone upgrade.

She thinks you are not many things

The Buddha would disagree.

Try dropping your phone from a hot air balloon and see which one hits the ground first.

Is this some kind of meta-joke? What does Saddam have to do with 9/11?

And then there’s Mississippi