Half of the UK didn’t want to fucking leave in the first place.

Oh, I fully support a powered mower, it’s just where I live now has less than 2m² of grass :)

I’d love to have a big enough garden to cut the grass with a cool little lawn-mowing car thingy.

I cut my grass by hand with what basically amounts to “a big pair of scissors” :)

Try and find somewhere with a video wall, made up of multiple screens - perhaps some sort of trade expo, shopping centre (mall), public ‘big screen’ or an art gallery.

Those looking at the front of the screen, where the image goes, those are your HDMI girls. Those looking at the back of the screen, seeing how it’s powered, connected, wired up etc, those are your displayport girls.

That is very impressive. Many thanks for sharing it on here.

I’m inclined to say either cars or a “hint of cars” (i.e. the light from the headlights on the road shows that there are cars just out of frame) - but maybe the client would enjoy the quiet ambiguity without them?

I only know what drag strips look like in computer games - if you’re in the same situation, try and check some reference material of the real thing.

Stylistically, or in terms of detail and precision - why did they ask you to do this?

Is it a case of “you are an artist that someone I know knows and I assume you can do anything”, or had they seen some of your existing work and thought “I want something like that, but of this scene”?

If they’ve seen some of your existing work, they’re likely expecting it to be in the same style as that work.

As others mentioned, speak to the client. It’s totally normal with creative commissions to have a bit of back-and-forth about what they’re after - whether it’s fine art or design or video or music etc. Presumably, they’re going to stick it on the wall in their home or workplace for a number of years - let them be part of the decision making process. You can show someone partially done work and say “I’m at a decision point now, would you prefer me to go this way or that way”.

Anyway, looking good so far.

It might also depend on the specific women involved.

Displayport fangirls are out there, mate. You just need to find them.

Because he’s so smart and charming and knowledgeable about the issues that matter, so she’s completely enraptured by him.

Just the other day I was explaining how when you buy a 2 metre HDMI cable it tends to be only 1.8 metres long, because it’s likely based on a historical measurement of “six feet”, and basically all the women nearby were completely seduced and pretty much wanted to marry me on the spot.

“Are men wearing dresses and pretending to be girls actually real women or is it just a lefty liberal woke thing that hates jesus?”

I’m not 100% sure on the accuracy of this data, but if ever there was a place to paste this information, it is here.

Average Tiddy weight per boob by cup size, in Metric and Lemmy scales

A cup = 0.454kg = 1.1 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

B cup = 0.78kg =1.9 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

C cup = 1.023kg = 2.4 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

D cup = 1.388kg = 3.3 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

E cup = 1.950kg = 4.6 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

F cup = 2.35kg = 5.6 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

[Edit] I’m not sure if this is per boob, or per pair of boobs. More research required.

They look like UK “Fizzers” made by “Swizzels” (both real words).

I wonder if they taste the same?

It’s made out of the same stuff as “Love Hearts”, if they exist outside the UK.

What a great idea Pete. It’s a good job that no future war will ever involve computers, electronics or creative problem solving.

/s

On the plus side - on this specific occasion, if you’re underslept and therefore more confused, stressed and easily distracted etc, it will at least work in your favour for the assessment.

I hope it goes well for you!

It’s not the main Gowron, Son of M’Rel we’re familiar with, but he’s from 300 years in the future or whatever. This is just Gowron, son of Keith, from present day Earth.

“Gowron” may just be a common Klingon “bloke name” like “Colin” or “Dave”.

Red October.

We don’t know that.

The presence of an episode with the Data/Yar/fully-functional situation does not mean that nothing ever happened between Worf and Data.

Ah, got you. Sorry, I misunderstood. But yeah, I’m sure they’re not all like that (I’d imagine most are actually very good). Anyway, I genuinely hope yours goes well. It sounds like you’ve had an awful time of it so far.

That’s still likely average across the North - I mean, you can still get 2-bed terraces £50,000 - £100,000 in some areas.

I don’t know what anyone south of the M62 is meant to do though.

Oh, I fully believe it - and I don’t think they should bin off people already on the waiting lists. My objection is towards the NHS paying a few grand to a private company for each assessment, even if it’s shit, as opposed to being properly funded to do it themselves. You have my sympathies.