Netflix is American. So yeah: Garbage IS Garbage.
oortjunk
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Technology@lemmy.world•The AI bubble could burst — and take the economy with it - The Boston GlobeEnglish
4·před 10 dnyWhat good will that be 'gainst the 20 stout men and their crossbows that will besiege you on the high road as you go to market on the Lord’s Day?
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Technology@lemmy.world•It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive HistoryEnglish
2·před 16 dnyI just point and bray laughter while looking them directly in their faces. The forehead veins are all a-throb.
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Technology@lemmy.world•SpaceX Investors in Meltdown Over All the Money They’ve LostEnglish
3·před 16 dnyLol no these are not adults. At least not in any emotional maturity context. Chronologically maybe…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla falls 10%, Alphabet sinks 5% as AI spending concerns spook investorsEnglish
4·před 18 dnyThe wound must be lanced and purged lest infection set in.
Now: as a Canadian, if we must amputate…I think I know where I’d tie off.
Lol Americants. What a buncha fuckwits.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you could remove one animal from existence, what would it be?
31·před 22 dnySorry that’s fucking gross. OP wants to walk through a world of rotting meat and unscavenged carcasses. Seriously. Read up on what happened to vultures in India when they gave all their cattle Diclofenac.
Cultures might not be pretty but they are fucking awesome and entirely necessary. Why peeps gotta hate on the cleaning staff I don’t know.
oortjunk@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Also waiting on insurance to tell the hospital that they won't cover it.English
81·před 22 dnyA comparison of Canada vs the USA is hard. All my instruments need to be recalibrated for imperial shithole country scales, but the conclusion is always the same: THE USA SUCKS.
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Offbeat@lemmy.ca•China Bans Relationship AIs Due to Declining Birthrates
3·před 22 dnySmart move. Clankers should not be allowed to wear camo.
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Technology@lemmy.world•SpaceX Stock Plummets to Record Low Near $120 After Seven-Day SlumpEnglish
5·před 22 dnyFor a good laugh have a stroll through the yahoo finance comments. It’s bounced back up to 126ish now. The hooting noises are just…so funny to hear.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaiseEnglish
11·před 26 dnyDefinitely. As an industrial lubricant, you’ll not find a superior product to stop that sliding door from squeaking.
I have heard that some fools consider it edible though. I cannot fathom why however. Molten glass dipped in sulphuric acid would be more palatable.
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pics@lemmy.world•After beating England, Argentine football players waved a banner which said: "The Malvinas Islands (Falkland) belong to Argentina"
2·před 26 dnyFr. Caesar don’t GAF about the gladiators’ political views.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Powerful US Senator about when he realized how politics work
7·před 28 dnyAnd I’d be remiss if I did not add Adams to the fray:
The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. And so this is the situation we find: a succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they very rarely notice that they’re not. And somewhere in the shadows behind them—who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?
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USA | United states of America@lemmy.ca•Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’
6·před 1 měsícemSudden? I mean…maybe if we’re talking geological time. Just because the symptoms finally overwhelmed it doesn’t mean it wasn’t a seething cesspool rife with disease all this time…
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Republican bill aims to punish Canadian provinces with U.S. alcohol bans
5·před 1 měsícemI guess that boycott just got 10 years longer.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘I made them do it’ – Donald Trump takes credit for FIFA decision to overturn Folarin Balogun banEnglish
17·před 1 měsícemLie. Cheat. Lose. Repeat.
This is 100% on-brand.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each OtherEnglish
34·před 1 měsícemThese fucks are GROUND ZERO for humanity’s collective dysfunction. They really think concentrating their filth in a fucking bunker isn’t going to brew the literal worst toxic behavior ever witnessed?
Have at it in my opinion. Lock em in and melt the keys.
Sigh.
Some folks just don’t understand set theory, right?


Some might. I will be playing an instrument or reading instead. I’m out.