Do you ever stare at them for 26.372 minutes?

I think I would rather invest in some sort of cockamamie system that deploys drones to drape giant tarps over the trees or something.

Anti-hail cannons sound a bit silly.

It’s not like the floor is going to break, should be good until there’s several giant wear spots in the main thoroughfare, then just a few years until grandpa is gone and then grandma can replace it.

Not speaking from experience or anything.

What if you’re having a snifter of Turbowine?

Pepto-Bismol.

Using science to fight bad decisions. It’s the American way.

Hey, have some patience!

In just two weeks, trump is going to come out with his comprehensive health care plan.

Just two weeks…

The child in me screams for cake

The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto

Well yeah, you know that, I know that, but they’re never going to know that.

Oh, I’ll help you out here.

According to conservatives, the answer to your question is the “mainstream media”.

It makes sense, and I think he also (or maybe only) used the term “dope light” which I figured had something to do with drugs.

Linguistics are so interesting.

“Land of the free, if you can pay”

And how much has Banksy brought in to the country through his art and fame?

If they want to bill him, I say fine, but only if they pay him his fair dues first. Seems he probably ups the value of any building he touches.

I’m not a Republican, so there’s basically no chance of that ever happening.

It sure is interesting that your mind goes to violence so quickly.

Or, should I say, predictable. Very predictable.

“The Internet of the future will be amazing! People will use it to voluntarily enrich their minds, and freedom and peace will reign!”

Actually: Nazis

I’ve seen many various kinds of your ilk over the years, but I’ve never actually met one that wasn’t secretly a right-winger in disguise, just poorly trying to make it seem like both sides are equally as bad, when one side openly traffics in child abuse, naked greed, and hatred of the American people.

Which is hilarious, cops showing up to talk to someone about violence.

Like, is anyone ever gonna sit the cops down and have a chat about how many innocent people they actually kill every year?

I’m still wondering how long advertisers are going to be shoveling money into it until they realize mostly only bots are the audience, and then what the collapse after that is going to look like.

Oh god. Well, that brought it from about a 20 percent chance down to about 2.

I’ve played every GTA since release, and I gotta say, I’m probably not going to play 6 for at least a few years after release, if ever.

I asked AI what humans could do to prepare for AI being everywhere, and it said “suffer”