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Beyonce’s net worth is $800 million, so not quite a billionaire.
rothaine@lemmy.zipto News@lemmy.world•Trump administration hands over nation's Medicaid enrollee data, including addresses, to ICE6·3 days agoThrough the magic of “Trump doesn’t give a fuck”
Walk into class
Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk
Whip out mechanical keyboard
Mouse, small set of stereo speakers
Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket
Everyone else watches confusedly
Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor
Whip out power strip
Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway
20ft extension cord
The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks
Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way
Play World of Warcraft the entire time
I don’t think the word “master” is indicating quality though, just that it’s the “source” or “basis”
rothaine@lemmy.zipto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When you're working on a file that was last updated six years ago36·9 days agoI was once spelunking a file that hadn’t been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like
// Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion
Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?
We’ll find out in 30 years