Yes, he was an awful man for totally running Hulkamania wild on the Twin Towers during September Slam at the World Trade Center.

And the racism stuff was pretty bad too I guess.

Remember to vote for God everyone! God needs your votes! And your money! God loves your money so, so much.

If you don’t give me votes and money, you’ll go to hell!

Rich people only pay taxes when they sell assets. Their “income” is usually loans against those assets.

Their rich do not contribute, they extract. That’s how they became rich. They need us, our cities, our labor, and our tax funded infrastructure to run their businesses. That’s why they come and that’s why they won’t leave.

The surveillance society has already been normalized to a new generation of young people. This is simply the next step. The answer to “who uses Meta glasses?” is everyone, because it’s now normal to record and upload everything you do so you might as well have a camera conveniently placed in your stylish and trendy new glasses.

In the same way that it is weird or suspicious to not have a Facebook or Instagram plastered with your face, your friends faces, your cat, and enviable deeds and exploits, it will become weird to complain about being recorded by someone’s glasses - “Why, what are you hiding? What don’t you want us to see? What are you so afraid of?” The biggest sacrifice we’ve made is not the right to privacy, but to even value and understand what it is and why it is important; the very idea of privacy is eroded.

The campaign to label this phenomena a perversion has the right idea, but the wrong scope. Tech does not push these devices to enable sexual perverts, they push them to sell us the means of our own surveillance and to expand their data gathering capabilities by perverting what is viewed as normal when it comes to privacy. Being surreptitiously recorded in private spaces is just the beginning - imagine a society in which it is common and normal to have a camera in every other pair of glasses, and for it to be impossible to know when and where you may be recorded.

They did this with cell phones, now they’re doing it with glasses, TVs, cars, and anything else they can cram a camera, a microphone, a modem, and a computer in.

No, they’re going to use it to kill us all. That’s the point.

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No, each tech CEO in the circle is masturbating the penis of the two adjacent tech CEOs.

Have you never been to a circlejerk before?

Also, check out the size of that absolute fucking loomster in the back of the basket.

If they can make a crinkle-cut fry like that, anything is possible. If this is what we get, imagine what the military has!

Bro… What. The. Fuck.

I swear it’s those eyes. It’s like she could fool God. How does Fielder do it?

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The updates: “Fuck you!”

Instead of specific worries, try focusing only on your negative experiences and memories. Then, you will worry naturally as you go about daily life being constantly tortured by the intrusive thoughts of all those emotionally painful moments and awkward mistakes.

If you stop worrying you might accidentally fart in a meeting at work again! Who needs to pay attention to the road when you could be ruminating on just how much you overshared with that new group of friends you like so much? Sure they were all gracious and supportive, but that one glance from that one guy who probably doesn’t like you probably means you blew it. Did you? Who knows! Better think about some more.

Let the philosophy of anxiety inhabit your soul, and pretty soon you won’t be able to stop it even when you want to! And just remember, that you’re probably tolerated at best, so you deserve this! Best of luck with your new anxious life, and keep those shoulders tight.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is updating vehicle standards to make it easier and faster for driverless cars to deploy on public roads. It’s currently tweaking eight rules, including those requiring car parts that driverless cars don’t really need: brake pedals, windshield wipers, and rearview mirrors. But for now, years-old standards remain in place.

Beyond private companies using tax dollars to manage their special regulatory environment, privatize and monetize public roads, and test their unfinished and unregulated products on citizens, I expect these to be fully-equipped roving surveillance and oppression machines:

• Each car can be covertly equipped with a suite of LPR or facial recognition cameras, sensors, and signals intelligence equipment.

• Autonomous cars can patrol and surveil large areas to gather intelligence while acting as innocuous taxis.

• Journalists, brown people, or pregnant woman making the mistake of entering one of these could simply be recognized and driven to a “detention” center for arrest.

• Vehicles can autonomously work in tandem to hunt down and assault other vehicles, or serve as transport for domestic military operations, or blockade roads.

• Service can be selectively denied to certain areas or social groups to curtail and manage movement during protests or events.

I mean, just use your imagination as to how an authoritarian federal government could collude with a Fascist tech CEO to leverage a large autonomous robo-taxi fleet set upon the population:

Ohh, I work in a factory all right. 😏

I choose you!… to call 911!

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It’s like he’s too old to rape women and little girls anymore so he has to rape all of Washington DC with his horrifically gaudy taste.

Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.

Other than hand-washing everyone’s crappy novelty mugs, I’m perfectly fine.

It looks like I’ve triggered the local fans of CRAPPY MUGS THAT SUCK, so I’ll just say please consider dishwasher safety when visiting your local cheap mug retailer or wash your own damn mugs.

Let me guess, hand wash only, not microwave safe, and that donut graphic is a decal?

Oh, you buy one of these every year at Universal Studios and never do dishes?

Oh man, rent will be late this month? Don’t worry, that’s not a surprise.