• @Turious
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    425 months ago

    I’m going to try to swallow some shotgun shells if I have to see one more article telling me to work until I die.

    • chaogomu
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      445 months ago

      Are you currently working? Because if you are, then swallowing shotgun shells now, means that you have technically worked until you died.

      The best thing to do is to quit and then go live in a van down by the river. If you can afford a van in this economy.

      • @Turious
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        215 months ago

        Convenient, I already own a van. Time to put in my resignation.