It’s been a while since we’ve had a bit of fun with anagrams like Old Bighorn and Labia Romp etc., so I decided to use Inge’s Anagram Maker to help me create some new names for the boys. Some didn’t turn out too good, while others has had me laughing for a good while. Most should be easy to guess, but I’ve added their actual names in spoiler tags just in case. Enjoy!
GK:
Leonard Samara - >!Aaron Ramsdale!<
Aviary Dad - >!David Raya!<
Hire Lank - >!Karl Hein!<
DEF:
Benjie Whitman - >!Benjamin White!<
Labia Williams - >!William Saliba!<
A Gerbil - >!Gabriel!<
Brie Jim Turner - >!Jurrien Timber!<
Diane Schnorkel Zonk - >!Oleksandr Zinchenko!<
AI Autonomy Hikers - >!Takehiro Tomiyasu!<
Boki Jar Wiki - >!Jakub Kiwior!<
Recess Cardio - >!Cedric Soares!<
MIDFIELD:
Hot Paymaster - >!Thomas Partey!<
Omelet Whimsier - >!Emile Smith Rowe!<
Giro John - >!Jorginho!<
Avie Bio Fair - >!Fabio Vieira!<
Homemade Lenny - >!Mohamed Elneny!<
Dance Relic - >!Declan Rice!<
Ravi The Zak - >!Kai Havertz!<
Animator Edgard - >!Martin Odegaard (Since the Ø makes it impossible to do in English)!<
ATTACK:
Bus a Yak Oak - >!Bukayo Saka!<
Grass Jubilee - >!Gabriel Jesus!<
Gilbertina Mirelli - >!Gabriel Martinelli!<
Kathie Neddie - >!Eddie Nketiah!<
Sonora Straddler - >!Leandro Trossard!<
Lens Seniors - >!Reiss Nelson!<
Can we have one for the women squad too? Lmao
The best centre back partnership in the league, Labia Williams and a gerbil
One of the best posts I’ve seen on this sub. This was absolutely brilliant mate 😂👏
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Thanks I’ll use these for my fpl team name next season
sonora straddler goes so hard
SONOORRAAAAAA STRRAAADDDDDLLLER❗️❗️
Now we know how is that mouse gerbil
Labia Williams is crazy
Some would benefit from a different order of words. Whimsier Omelet sounds better. Autonomy AI Hikers does too.
Anyways, I like A Gerbil, Autonomy AI Hiker, Whimsier Omelet, Hot Paymaster, Homemade Lenny, Dance Relic and Grass Jubilee a lot.
‘Hot Paymaster’, ‘Dance Relic’, and ‘Grass Jubilee’ are outstanding.
I legitimately laughed for a solid 5 minutes at ‘Hot Paymaster’. Also, before proofreading and seeing that it sadly didn’t fit, Martin Ødegaard was at some point ‘Tango Admirer’ and I’m so annoyed it didn’t fit.
That would fit so well, as Odegaards girl is a former pro dancer and probably does the tango pretty well.
That would have been so good lol
High effort post, thoroughly enjoyed
Diane Schnorkel Zonk has to be my favourite
Fully sent me into a 5 minute laughing fit on the Tube just now. I look like a mad man…
Zonk
One more ‘t’ needed in ‘AI Autonomy Hikers’
Yeah this one had me really stumped
when Brie Jim Turner comes back the levels are going UP