Summary: we could have considerable extra time to figure out how to not pollute everything and ourselves with microplastic. Systematic flaws in several microplastic studies point towards human body fat mimicking the signature of polyethylene, leading to serious overestimation of how far microplastic can penetrate:
“One of the team behind the letter was blunt. “The brain microplastic paper is a joke,” said Dr Dušan Materić, at the Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research in Germany. “Fat is known to make false-positives for polyethylene. The brain has [approximately] 60% fat.” Materić and his colleagues suggested rising obesity levels could be an alternative explanation for the trend reported in the study.”



A longer excerpt that sheds light on the measurement problems which research into microplastics is facing.
I can only conclude that a better measurement method is needed. Either the vaporization of samples or the chemical digestion will have to be replaced - but what that method will be, I can’t guess.
This is a distinct relief. We know that MNPs interfere with biology at a cellular level (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39513895/), so if they’re not as pervasively embedded in us all as we thought, and we might have more time to find a solution, then that is very good news indeed.