Me with comrades: “Well it’s not really fair to judge people under capitalism who don’t hold much power. You’re also combining this with a Plato’s cave situation, so really it’s a very complex thing. I think we should just admit that we can’t change who we were so it’s more important to-”

Me when “me doing nothing in Afghanistan”: “SCOREBOARDDDDD, SCOREBOARDDDDD, AWE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND?”