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minus-squareByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74arrow-down2·12 days agoOkay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you’re high fiving them… For a million dollars.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·12 days agoI would but I dont’t have a million dollars.
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·12 days agoJust to be clear, how long is this line in terms of distance? It sounds like a lot of running.
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·12 days agoYeah, what’s the mean brush time here?
minus-squarenot_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·12 days agolets say 35cm hip to hip 35 cm (hip width) times 200 = 7000 cm so 70m or roughly the acceptable distance to run for the bus, for our non metric friends
minus-squareTheEighthDoctor@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 days agoThese motherfuckers are about to invent middle out compression
minus-squarephaseshift@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 days ago16-18” is average width at shoulder, people don’t stand hip to hip like the other comments say Let’s say 18” an add 1-2” per side, so 1.5” 200x 19.5”=3,900” or 312’ 312’ = 95 m which takes about 15-20 seconds to run if you’re lazy
minus-squareadr1an@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoIt’s between 70 and 95 meters then if they lay down with open arms to hug each other and provide a pillow. Even more gay :O haha
minus-squareluciole (they/them)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·12 days agoI don’t have that kind of money 😭
minus-squareInvalidName2@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·12 days agoFuck, I’d pay a million dollars just for the opportunity.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·12 days agoQuick, 199 other men reply to this comment and we’ll make five grand each.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoAfter the first couple it is just repetition. For million I’d be saying ‘Good game’ down the whole line because I’m on the other team. Hope they find a connection with someone else on the line.
Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you’re high fiving them…
For a million dollars.
I would but I dont’t have a million dollars.
Just to be clear, how long is this line in terms of distance? It sounds like a lot of running.
Yeah, what’s the mean brush time here?
lets say 35cm hip to hip
35 cm (hip width) times 200 = 7000 cm
so 70m
or roughly the acceptable distance to run for the bus, for our non metric friends
These motherfuckers are about to invent middle out compression
16-18” is average width at shoulder, people don’t stand hip to hip like the other comments say
Let’s say 18” an add 1-2” per side, so 1.5”
200x 19.5”=3,900” or 312’
312’ = 95 m which takes about 15-20 seconds to run if you’re lazy
It’s between 70 and 95 meters then if they lay down with open arms to hug each other and provide a pillow. Even more gay :O haha
I don’t have that kind of money 😭
Fuck, I’d pay a million dollars just for the opportunity.
Quick, 199 other men reply to this comment and we’ll make five grand each.
Do I have to run?
After the first couple it is just repetition.
For million I’d be saying ‘Good game’ down the whole line because I’m on the other team. Hope they find a connection with someone else on the line.
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