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Otter@lemmy.ca to Offbeat@lemmy.ca · 2 months ago

Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

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Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

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Otter@lemmy.ca to Offbeat@lemmy.ca · 2 months ago
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The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.
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    Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

    Cocaine

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      C-C-C-C-C-Cocaaaaaiiiinn

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        Now I’m imagining a Street Sharks version of Dr. Rockso

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    The sea life isn’t doing much better, either.

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    Are they hiring?

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    Champagne, cocaine, gasoline. And most things in the reef

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    Lucky

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    I’m full of two of those things. Guess which.

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      Painkillers and sharks?

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