• theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        10 days ago

        Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

        Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

        Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          10 days ago

          It’s funny how I think it’s a dream job (I’m in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!

          • Szyler@lemmy.world
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            8 days ago

            Call it “Home maker” and it’s both gender neutral and more accurately stating it’s more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.

            • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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              8 days ago

              I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with “home maker” and I went straight to “Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?”

  • Ekybio@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    I would do the same for all my friends. And why not? Sexy time with friends should be more common, I dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

    The story is not even fake and gay, because is women on men intercourse >:3

    • glitchdx@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      11 days ago

      I’d be ok with it, but i don’t know how to ask my partner “hey can I suck this other guys dick?” in a way that isn’t insulting to them.

      • Ekybio@lemmy.world
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        11 days ago

        Since Im polyamorous, thats not an issue for me or my partners, every one of us have done that at some point. Though for monoamorous people that is probably kind of insulting and problematic.

        Yes even with exactly those words, which is a little funny :D