FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square52linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelistless@lemmy.cringecollective.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoI just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap. Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoModern problems require modern solutions.
I just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap.
Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.
Modern problems require modern solutions.