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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

If we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.

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If we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I’m with the science team.

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Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
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  Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!

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