Deep@mander.xyz to NPCs (NonPolitical Comics)@piefed.socialEnglish · edit-220 days agoeah I’d risk the cursei.redd.itimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageeah I’d risk the cursei.redd.itDeep@mander.xyz to NPCs (NonPolitical Comics)@piefed.socialEnglish · edit-220 days agomessage-square24linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMaki@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·21 days agoThe new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.
minus-squarejoyjoy@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 days agoThey literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There’s not much brain left.
minus-squareSunsofold@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoIf you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn’t much in there to begin with.
minus-squareDoubleohdonut@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 days agoPlot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It’s right there in the name. Corpse > milf
The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.
They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There’s not much brain left.
If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn’t much in there to begin with.
Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It’s right there in the name. Corpse > milf