See, I think there’s an umwelt problem. What’s scenic to a human might be absolutely repulsive to a pig-as suggested strongly by their borderline vampiric avoidance of trains. They don’t have a method of communication, so we can only guess what would be scenic to them.
The most scenic spot is somewhere in the middle of nowhere where anything thrown off would roll into a seasonal stream and get periodically washed away
Pro tip: cops do not like to be on moving trains. They’re fucking terrified. I don’t think they even like being on stopped ones.
do them a favor and help them off, preferably in a scenic spot
See, I think there’s an umwelt problem. What’s scenic to a human might be absolutely repulsive to a pig-as suggested strongly by their borderline vampiric avoidance of trains. They don’t have a method of communication, so we can only guess what would be scenic to them.
The most scenic spot is somewhere in the middle of nowhere where anything thrown off would roll into a seasonal stream and get periodically washed away