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minus-squareAsafum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·16 hours agoHow I imagine the meeting went: “ok we’re out of ideas… Let’s just go with whatever the next thing said here is.” “… ketchup slices?” “How do you even?.. God damn it… Fine. Ketchup slices. Christ forgive me…”
minus-squareterranoid@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·15 hours agoI think it’s more, “fuck… Bad news. Our Newark factory had an operator completely fuck up and use ten times the thickening agent for the ketchup. It came out as a big fucking block, 10 feet cubed of pure ketchup.” “Sir, I have an idea”
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·14 hours agoNarrator: “Christ did not forgive them.”
How I imagine the meeting went:
“ok we’re out of ideas… Let’s just go with whatever the next thing said here is.”
“… ketchup slices?”
“How do you even?.. God damn it… Fine. Ketchup slices. Christ forgive me…”
I think it’s more, “fuck… Bad news. Our Newark factory had an operator completely fuck up and use ten times the thickening agent for the ketchup. It came out as a big fucking block, 10 feet cubed of pure ketchup.”
“Sir, I have an idea”
Narrator: “Christ did not forgive them.”