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compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 18 days ago

"Nothing says 'future unicorn founder' like 14-hour workdays and the inability to talk to women."

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"Nothing says 'future unicorn founder' like 14-hour workdays and the inability to talk to women."

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compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 18 days ago
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  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18 days ago

    Wtf is Raya?

    • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zoneOP
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      Exclusive dating app for celebrities and rich people

      • JoeKrogan@lemmy.world
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        Keeps them inbreeding

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      She’s the last dragon.

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        Goofy but gets the job done!

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      The best goalkeeper on the planet.

      David Raya

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    This reads like an ad for another forgettable dating app.

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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      More like the dating app 99.9% of people will never have the chance to use. Invite only, limited to the rich and famous. So spending any time thinking about it would just be a waste. Spend that time doing something you enjoy instead.

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        That sounds thoroughly awful.

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          I can see the appeal. If you’re rich and/or famous, you never know if anyone interested is just looking for fame or money. This, at least on the surface, would seem to reduce that since the other users would already be in a similar position.

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    Okay but this is obviously satire right?

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      Nope. Comments were full of agreement. LinkedIn is a wild place

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        The comments agreeing with it doesn’t mean it wasn’t meant to be satirical. It could just mean the comments don’t get satire.

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        Jesus Christ…

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    Is that Nathan Fielder in the chat?

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      No, its Alan with an e

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        Alen

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          Alien

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      That would certainly explain why it’s “Dumb RAYA”, a registered trademark evading parody brand.

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    Sometimes it does feel like my head is just for decoration. And I’m a shitty decorator to boot.

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      Just for decoration

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        I loathe people who make car modifications where the sole purpose is to make shit loud. Completely inconsiderate.

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    I want to preserve this dude’s brain and display is beside Einstein. just as a demo that we can have very similar brains, but we can all be dumb as fuck or geniuses.

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    Hmm, you need to be a virgin to get near a unicorn, and you also need it to become a wizard. Interesting theme going on here.

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    I think if you are working 14 hour days you don’t know how to manage people properly or don’t have the resources to manage them properly (because you can’t afford staff)

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